So I applied for a couple graveyard positions for some local 24 hour restaurants (graveyard wouldn’t conflict with my current job) and without fail, there is always a questionaire which you are “supposedly supposed to” answer honestly. .
See you rate your responses from STRONGLY DISAGREE to DISAGREE to NEITHER DISAGREE NOR AGREE to AGREE to STRONGLY AGREE.
I feel like there are so many shades of color just left out here.
And for whatever hilarious reason, there is always, always the question, “I would be happy to work serving others for the rest of my life.”
Oh potential employers, why do you make me lie to you?
That would just be my absolute dream come true! I want to take orders forever! I would like my lasting legacy on earth to be dependent on how fiercely I can smile for strangers while listening to their asinine commentary! Thank you so much for asking!
Then it says, “It’s always easy for me to think of things to talk about in conversation.”
Yes! Of course! Absolutely! i never give out weirdo vibes to anyone!
My absolute favorite are questions about how I would respond to angry customers or poor management. Like they’re gonna catch me saying, “I’D BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER! OH YOU WANT ANOTHER FREE REFILL? TIME TO GET THE STEEL CHAIR!”
This is ‘Merica dammit, I don’t have to like your stupid ass, just as long as you pay me to wait on it.
I really just want to say, “look if, you pay me to do a job- I’ll do it while singing and dancing. I like money.”
So obviously I’m not really a “people person,” but customer service is about what I’m qualified for at the moment.